The Big O
by HJ Bellus
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The ocean...October, outdoors, orange... All O's that sneaky damn letter.
I need the O. Crave the O, even dream about the bastard.
My name is Olivia and this is my virgin diary. Yep, at the ripe age of 24 I'm single and O-less. And to top it all off, with a shiny cherry, I'm a first grade teacher.
Not much hope meeting Prince Charming in my workplace.
I live with my hyper Yorkie and wild imagination. And I despise the letter O.
Follow Olivia Olander in her wild and hysterical journey as she hunts down the elusive O.
She may hate the obscure O now, but Officer Oren O'Brien hasn't lit up her world.
Will Olivia ever learn to love the O or be cursed with its lingering presence the rest of her life?
Find out in the virgin diaries
My
Rating:
Favorite
Quotes:
“Dad even
eventually got comfortable with buying feminine products and used auto parts to
give me the birds and the bees talk… I cringed and I do believe my ovaries even
sent Hail Marys to Jesus that day in the shop.”
“You keep
moaning like your belly hurts, Ms. Olander like there’s a bad poop built up in
you.”
“‘Headlights,
Miss Olander.’ I pry my gaze away from
the sexiest ass on the planet to see Kane with both his pointer fingers sprung
out from his chest and his little eyebrows waggling at high speed.”
“I think I
fell harder for you when I found out you fart louder than me.”
“Forgiveness
is a funny creature. It takes courage to
even step in the direction of it and even more strength to walk the path.”
My
Review:
The book was
off the charts delightful and naughty fun - and just so happens to be my
favorite type of book to read. Minimal
angst, lovable characters, highly amusing and clever humor, witty banter, a sweet
love story, and lots of delicious steam. Nirvana! I barked, snorted, and laughed aloud so hard I
had to stop reading to wipe my eyes.
Olivia is a hot mess of awkward, nerdy, twenty something virgin and first
grade teacher who is, of course, most proud of her uncannily observant and
naughty students. I thought I might need
CPR while reading Chapter 12 when the main character was caught unawares during
an embarrassing bout of flatulence in which her new crush witnessed her “ripping
a world record fart.” The characters
were endearing, smart, hilarious, and good to and for each other. I adored Olivia and Owen as a couple and
their sweet and sexy blossoming romance made my heart sing. Ms. Bellus’s writing was crisp, observant,
irreverent, insightful, and highly enjoyable.
This was my virgin voyage with this author and I have but one word for
her – more! I will be fan-girling her
hard.
Empress
DJ
About the Author:
I am an independent author excited about releasing my first novel very soon. A big dream coming true!!! I'm all country...the kinda country where green grass grows and corn pops up in rows....love Miranda and her bad ass music!!! Just a simple country girl getting one story out of her head at a time...I always fall hard for a trucker style hat...especially if it's a John Deere hat....loves me a good ol' farm boy!!!!!!
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