Sunday, May 13, 2018

Book Review, Giveaway: Skinny Pants by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

 Skinny Pants

by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff 


 



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Synopsis:

From New York Times Bestseller 

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff


SKINNY PANTS


Book Three, The Happy Pants Café Series


  SHE ACCIDENTALLY CATFISHED THE PERFECT GUY. 

BUT WILL HE EVER LOVE THE REAL HER? 

DR. JACK REED has been through hell. His wife cheated on him, broke his heart, and lied for years. But moving on isn’t easy, and it’s impossible to trust women again. Until he meets Macie, a nurse at his new hospital. There’s something about her honest heart that makes him want to fight to get his life back. 

NURSE MACIE FRANKLIN was always known as “the fat girl.” After decades of failed diets, she doesn’t dream of ever being anything but invisible to the opposite sex. One moment of weakness and two glasses of bubbly later, she’s in a steamy online chat with “Dr. J-Love” as the fake, size 8, bubbly Catrina.

 Their passionate conversation convinces her it’s time to make big life changes. But when she goes to see Dr. Reed, the new amazing surgeon everyone’s talking about, it’s Dr. J-Love! And he’s way hotter in person. 

They hit it off a second time as friends, but now Macie’s heart is at risk of falling hopelessly in love. Will he ever love the real her back?

 

 

My Rating:





Favorite Quotes:



Like I’m lower than a cockroach wearing stained underwear.


She wanted a man who was romantic, but not needy. She wanted someone who would love her forever even when she was ninety, wrinkled, and peed just a little when she sneezed because she’d had beautiful children with him.


Honey, we are all attracted to him. Reed is complete husband material. And bean-flicking material. And heartbreak, fan-club, tramp-stamp material.


When you do see him, just remember that he’s only hot on the outside. On the inside, he’s covered in scabs and festering boils.

 

My Review:


This was my first time experiencing the talented Ms. Pamfiloff’s creatively witty word skills, and I am giddy with delight and bawdy glee over my discovery.  I enjoyed this cleverly amusing and engaging tale from beginning to end and had marked several pages of favorite quotes, although many of them could not be used due to Macie’s amusing filthy and creative use of profanity.  I adored the robust Macie; she was spunky, endearing, and highly relatable.  The storylines were fresh and entertaining with more unexpected curves than Macie’s ample shapeliness.  Ms. Pamfiloff’s writing was highly entertaining, thoroughly engaging, and just plain fun.  I could kick myself for my careless sloth in taking so long to notice her work.  I have been remiss and greedily covet her words.   

Empress DJ

About the Author


MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a USA Today and New York Times bestselling romance author. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men
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